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About the Hotel

Balinsasayaw Road, El Nido, Philippines, 5313
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Close to El Nido Main Beach
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Amenities

The Funny Lion offers a Grand Pool Complex featuring a swim-up bar for refreshing drinks. Guests can also enjoy a full-service spa, Lion's Spa, providing various wellness treatments. Additionally, the hotel includes an outdoor fire pit, perfect for evening relaxation.

Rooms

Accommodations include 28 Kabana Rooms with private terraces that open to the pool area. The hotel also offers Lion's Den Rooms that provide expansive views of nature. Each room is equipped with modern comforts and stylish decor.

Dining

The hotel features the Jungle Restaurant, serving a variety of international dishes. At the Lion's Share Bar, guests can savor cocktails and local delicacies during their stay. Fresh food inspired by local ingredients enhances the dining experience.

Location

Located in El Nido, the hotel sits within walking distance of the main beach and local shops. It is a short drive from several popular tourist spots, including the famous lagoons and crystal-clear waters. Convenience to activities like island hopping enriches the guest experience.

Wellness

The Lion's Spa provides signature treatments focusing on relaxation and rejuvenation. Guests can immerse themselves in various wellness services, including massages and facials. The spa emphasizes natural products sourced from the local environment.

Highlights

Location: El Nido, walking distance from the main beach

Rooms: 28 Kabana Rooms with private terraces

Dining: Jungle Restaurant with international dishes

Wellness: Lion's Spa focusing on relaxation

Must-do experiences

  • Snorkel at El Nido's Secret Lagoon for breathtaking marine life.
  • Savor the fresh kinilaw at El Nido Market, a must-try local dish.
  • Take a kayak to Hidden Beach; it's perfect for a private escape.
  • Visit the Ipil Ipil tree at Las Cabañas Beach for stunning sunsets.
  • Explore the Bacuit Archipelago island-hopping for gorgeous scenery.
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The hotel offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Standard Twin Room
2 persons
26 m² 
2 Single beds
Shower
Balcony
Deluxe King Room
2 persons
26 m² 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Balcony

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Facilities

The hotel offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences

General

  • No smoking on site
  • Free Wi-Fi
  • Safe deposit box
  • Concierge desk
  • No pets allowed
  • 24-hour security
  • Luggage storage
  • Smoke detectors
  • Fire extinguishers

Sports & Fitness

  • Fitness centre
  • Cycling
  • Archery

Guest Parking

  • Electric kettle

Services

  • Paid airport shuttle
  • Room service
  • Housekeeping
  • Laundry
  • Happy hour

Dining

  • Restaurant
  • Bar/ Lounge area

Spa & Leisure

  • Outdoor swimming pool
  • Sun loungers
  • Spa & wellness centre
  • Back massage
  • Head massage
  • Full body massage
  • Foot massage
  • Pool with view

Room features

  • Air conditioning
  • Mini-bar
  • Garden furniture
  • Tea and coffee facilities
  • Ironing facilities

Bathroom

  • Free toiletries

Self-catering

  • Electric kettle

Media

  • AM/FM alarm clock

Room decor

  • Carpeted floor
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Dining Onsite

At The Funny Lion - El Nido, dining options are crafted to delight the senses, providing an inviting experience that celebrates both international and local flavors. Guests are welcomed to a vibrant atmosphere, ideal for sharing meals with friends or enjoying a quiet morning with freshly prepared dishes.
The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel Restaurant photo
The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel Restaurant photo

Restaurant #1

Buffet, Continental, American
Ambiance
Bright and welcoming space with a relaxed atmosphere perfect for casual dining.
Key Offerings
A generous buffet selection featuring both local delicacies and classic American breakfasts, allowing guests to enjoy a range of flavors in a relaxed setting.
Reservation
Not needed
Breakfast from 7 AM to 10 AM

Location

Balinsasayaw Road, El Nido, Philippines, 5313
Map view
Balinsasayaw Road, El Nido, Philippines, 5313
Nearby
access via Rizal Street
Taraw Cliff
170 m
Pasadena
Nagkalit-Kalit Falls
40 m
Taytay - El Nido National Hwy
El Nido, Palawan
160 m
Maligaya
570 m
Rizal St
Canopy Walk
400 m
Beach
El Nido Main Beach
440 m
Barangay Buena Suerte
Masagana beach
340 m
Restaurants
Scape Skydeck El Nido
320 m
Tamban Street Brgy Masagana
V and V Bagel
420 m
Hama Street
Gusto Gelato
430 m
Hama Street Barangay Masagana
District Bar + Kitchen
420 m
Osmena Street
Lucky Alofa
420 m
Hama street
Squidos
110 m
Hama St
SAVA Beach Bar
130 m
Calle Hama
Tuk Tuk Thai Cuisine
390 m
Calle Hama
Explore El Nido
Local Experiences
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Nagkalit-Kalit Falls
Nagkalit-Kalit Falls
1 minute walking
Beautiful waterfalls surrounded by lush vegetation. Great for a quick cool-off and appreciating nature's tranquility.
Taraw Cliff
Taraw Cliff
2 minutes walking
Stunning viewpoint offering breathtaking panoramas of El Nido. Popular spot for photography and hiking enthusiasts.
Seven Commandos Beach
Seven Commandos Beach
8 minutes walking
Known for its clear waters and vibrant marine life. Ideal for relaxing and enjoying pristine beach scenery.
Ipil Ipil Beach
10 minutes walking
Serene shoreline with soft sand and clear waters, perfect for leisurely strolls and sunbathing.
Canopy Walk
5 minutes walking
An exciting treetop adventure offering stunning views and a unique perspective of the rainforest.
Island Hopping Tours
8 minutes walking
Engaging tours to explore nearby islands and hidden lagoons. Various packages available through local operators.
Wellness Retreats
10 minutes walking
Relaxing spa treatments and yoga sessions to rejuvenate your body and mind amidst a tropical paradise.
Scape Skydeck El Nido
Scape Skydeck El Nido
4 minutes walking
Rooftop dining with panoramic views, specializing in grilled seafood and local delicacies.
District Bar + Kitchen
District Bar + Kitchen
6 minutes walking
Vibrant atmosphere featuring a diverse menu ranging from Asian dishes to Western favorites. Great cocktails.
Gusto Gelato
Gusto Gelato
6 minutes walking
Artisan gelato made from fresh local ingredients. Perfect for a sweet treat in the tropical heat.
District Bar + Kitchen
District Bar + Kitchen
6 minutes walking
Lively bar with local music and entertainment. Great for socializing over drinks and tapas.
Lucky Alofa
Lucky Alofa
6 minutes walking
Casual bar known for its beachfront vibe, offering live music and themed nights for a fun evening out.
El Nido Night Market
10 minutes walking
A vibrant market featuring local crafts and delicious street food, creating a lively atmosphere.
Getting around
City Centre
El Nido6 min  ·  3.5 km
Airports
El Nido (ENI)11 min  ·  6.7 km
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 14:00-23:59
Check-out
until 12 pm
Guest Parking
No parking available.
Internet
is available in for free.
Breakfast
The hotel The Funny Lion - El Nido provides visitors with a free full breakfast. 
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Number of rooms:
48
FAQs
About The Funny Lion - El Nido
What are the check-in and check-out times at The Funny Lion - El Nido?
Check-in is at 14:00 and check-out is at 12:00.
How far is The Funny Lion - El Nido from El Nido Airport?
The hotel is 7 km from El Nido Airport.
Is there a private beach area at The Funny Lion - El Nido?
Yes, the hotel features a private beach area exclusive to guests.
What dining options are available on-site at The Funny Lion - El Nido?
The hotel has two on-site restaurants and a bar/lounge area for guests.
What types of breakfast are offered at The Funny Lion - El Nido?
Breakfast options include buffet, American, and Asian selections.
What fitness amenities are available at The Funny Lion - El Nido?
Guests can access a fitness centre along with a year-round outdoor swimming pool.
Which nearby attractions can guests visit from The Funny Lion - El Nido?
Notable nearby attractions include El Nido Beach (400 m), Caalan Beach (less than 1 km), and the Big Lagoon (10 km).
Does The Funny Lion - El Nido offer airport shuttle services?
The hotel provides a paid airport shuttle service for guest convenience.
What safety features does The Funny Lion - El Nido have?
The hotel offers 24-hour security and safety deposit boxes in all rooms.
Is Wi-Fi available at The Funny Lion - El Nido?
Free Wi-Fi is available throughout the property.
What room amenities are provided at The Funny Lion - El Nido?
Rooms include air conditioning, a minibar, a safety deposit box, and a private bathroom with a bidet.
How close is The Funny Lion - El Nido to local restaurants?
Nearby restaurants include Silog Republic Restaurant (0.5 km), V and V Bagel (0.5 km), and Osaka Castle El Nido (0.5 km).

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