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Rooms and Guests2 Guests, 1 Room
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About the Hotel

Balinsasayaw Road, El Nido, Philippines, 5313
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Close to El Nido Main Beach
Perfect
9.0
9.7
/10
4.9
4.8
/5

Amenities

The Funny Lion offers a range of unique amenities including the Lion's Share Pool, which features a swim-up bar. Guests can enjoy an on-site spa named The Lion's Spa, providing a variety of wellness treatments. Additionally, the hotel has a stylish rooftop terrace that boasts panoramic views of El Nido's dramatic landscape.

Rooms

The hotel features a selection of 40 well-appointed rooms, including the luxurious Lion's Den accommodations. Each room includes floor-to-ceiling windows that display stunning views of the surrounding landscape. Modern conveniences such as mini-bars and smart TVs are available in all room types.

Location

The Funny Lion is conveniently located just minutes away from El Nido's stunning beaches and vibrant town center. Guests can explore nearby attractions such as the Big Lagoon and Small Lagoon, both renowned for their natural beauty. The hotel serves as an excellent starting point for island-hopping tours in the Bacuit Archipelago.

Dining

On-site, The Funny Lion hosts a restaurant called The Lion's Buffet, which offers a diverse selection of international and local cuisine. Meals at the restaurant are prepared using fresh, locally sourced ingredients. The hotel also provides specialty cocktails and wines at the poolside bar.

Wellness

Guests at The Funny Lion can unwind at The Lion's Spa, offering various body treatments and massages designed for relaxation. The spa uses natural ingredients to enhance treatments while promoting a sense of tranquility. Wellness facilities also include fitness options for guests wanting to stay active during their stay.

Highlights

Amenities: Lion's Share Pool with swim-up bar

Rooms: Lion's Den accommodations with floor-to-ceiling windows

Location: Minutes from Big Lagoon and Small Lagoon

Dining: The Lion's Buffet with local and international cuisines

Wellness: The Lion's Spa with natural treatments

Must-do experiences

  • Snorkel at El Nido's Secret Lagoon for breathtaking marine life.
  • Savor the fresh kinilaw at El Nido Market, a must-try local dish.
  • Take a kayak to Hidden Beach; it's perfect for a private escape.
  • Visit the Ipil Ipil tree at Las Cabañas Beach for stunning sunsets.
  • Explore the Bacuit Archipelago island-hopping for gorgeous scenery.
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The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Deluxe King Room
2 persons
1 King-size bed
Pool view
Shower
Balcony
Standard Twin Room
2 persons
2 Single beds
Pool view

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Facilities

The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences
Facilities: Perfect
9.0/10Review score

General

  • No smoking on site
  • Wi-Fi
  • Safe deposit box
  • Concierge desk
  • No pets allowed
  • 24-hour security
  • Luggage storage
  • Smoke detectors
  • Fire extinguishers

Sports & Fitness

  • Fitness centre
  • Cycling
  • Archery

Guest Parking

  • Electric kettle

Services

  • Paid airport shuttle
  • Room service
  • Housekeeping
  • Laundry
  • Happy hour

Dining

  • Restaurant
  • Bar/ Lounge area

Spa & Leisure

  • Outdoor swimming pool
  • Sun loungers
  • Spa & wellness centre
  • Back massage
  • Head massage
  • Full body massage
  • Foot massage
  • Pool with view

Room features

  • Air conditioning
  • Mini-bar
  • Garden furniture
  • Tea and coffee facilities
  • Ironing facilities

Bathroom

  • Free toiletries

Self-catering

  • Electric kettle

Media

  • AM/FM alarm clock

Room decor

  • Carpeted floor
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Dining Onsite

At The Funny Lion - El Nido, dining options are crafted to delight the senses, providing an inviting experience that celebrates both international and local flavors. Guests are welcomed to a vibrant atmosphere, ideal for sharing meals with friends or enjoying a quiet morning with freshly prepared dishes.
The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel Restaurant photo
The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel Restaurant photo

Restaurant #1

Buffet, Continental, American
Ambiance
Bright and welcoming space with a relaxed atmosphere perfect for casual dining.
Key Offerings
A generous buffet selection featuring both local delicacies and classic American breakfasts, allowing guests to enjoy a range of flavors in a relaxed setting.
Reservation
Not needed
Breakfast from 7 AM to 10 AM

The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel Location

Balinsasayaw Road, El Nido, Philippines, 5313
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Balinsasayaw Road, El Nido, Philippines, 5313
Nearby
access via Rizal Street
Taraw Cliff
600 ft
Pasadena
Nagkalit-Kalit Falls
200 ft
Taytay - El Nido National Hwy
El Nido, Palawan
600 ft
Maligaya
1900 ft
Rizal St
Canopy Walk
1400 ft
Beach
El Nido Main Beach
1500 ft
Barangay Buena Suerte
Masagana beach
1200 ft
Restaurants
Scape Skydeck El Nido
1100 ft
Tamban Street Brgy Masagana
V and V Bagel
1400 ft
Hama Street
Gusto Gelato
1500 ft
Hama Street Barangay Masagana
District Bar + Kitchen
1400 ft
Osmena Street
Lucky Alofa
1400 ft
Hama street
Squidos
400 ft
Hama St
SAVA Beach Bar
500 ft
Calle Hama
Tuk Tuk Thai Cuisine
1300 ft
Calle Hama
Explore El Nido
Local Experiences
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Nagkalit-Kalit Falls
Nagkalit-Kalit Falls
1 minute walking
Beautiful waterfalls surrounded by lush vegetation. Great for a quick cool-off and appreciating nature's tranquility.
Taraw Cliff
Taraw Cliff
2 minutes walking
Stunning viewpoint offering breathtaking panoramas of El Nido. Popular spot for photography and hiking enthusiasts.
Seven Commandos Beach
Seven Commandos Beach
8 minutes walking
Known for its clear waters and vibrant marine life. Ideal for relaxing and enjoying pristine beach scenery.
Ipil Ipil Beach
10 minutes walking
Serene shoreline with soft sand and clear waters, perfect for leisurely strolls and sunbathing.
Canopy Walk
5 minutes walking
An exciting treetop adventure offering stunning views and a unique perspective of the rainforest.
Island Hopping Tours
8 minutes walking
Engaging tours to explore nearby islands and hidden lagoons. Various packages available through local operators.
Wellness Retreats
10 minutes walking
Relaxing spa treatments and yoga sessions to rejuvenate your body and mind amidst a tropical paradise.
Scape Skydeck El Nido
Scape Skydeck El Nido
4 minutes walking
Rooftop dining with panoramic views, specializing in grilled seafood and local delicacies.
District Bar + Kitchen
District Bar + Kitchen
6 minutes walking
Vibrant atmosphere featuring a diverse menu ranging from Asian dishes to Western favorites. Great cocktails.
Gusto Gelato
Gusto Gelato
6 minutes walking
Artisan gelato made from fresh local ingredients. Perfect for a sweet treat in the tropical heat.
District Bar + Kitchen
District Bar + Kitchen
6 minutes walking
Lively bar with local music and entertainment. Great for socializing over drinks and tapas.
Lucky Alofa
Lucky Alofa
6 minutes walking
Casual bar known for its beachfront vibe, offering live music and themed nights for a fun evening out.
El Nido Night Market
10 minutes walking
A vibrant market featuring local crafts and delicious street food, creating a lively atmosphere.
Getting around
City Centre
El Nido6 min  ·  2.2 mi
Airports
El Nido (ENI)11 min  ·  4.2 mi
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 14:00-23:59
Check-out
until 12 pm
Guest Parking
No parking available.
Internet
Wireless internet is available in for free.
Breakfast
The hotel The Funny Lion - El Nido provides visitors with a free full breakfast. 
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Number of rooms:
48

Reviews and Ratings

Feedback about The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel from previous guests about their experience.
Review score
Based on 675 verified reviews
9.1/10
Perfect
93%
Recommend
Breakfast
8.0/10
Cleanliness
9.1/10
Comfort
9.2/10
Facilities
9.0/10
Free Wi-Fi
8.6/10
Location
9.2/10
Paid Wi-Fi
7.5/10
Staff
9.7/10
Value for money
8.4/10
Guest reviews
based on 675 reviews
9.1/10
based on 1404 reviews
9.0/10
Charlotte from United Kingdom
Single
Deluxe King Room
4 nights in November 2025
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Reviewed:November 24, 2025
9.3/10

attentive service and great amenities

spa servicebeach access
the staff were helpful. amenities available included a gym, a spa, and a swimming pool.. the hotel provides free access to papaya beach with fine white sand.
The coffee is not included in the breakfast buffet.
Dining
9/10
the restaurant has attentive staff. breakfast includes various options and the food is delicious. i especially enjoyed the fresh pastries and selection of local fruits available each morning.
Service
10/10
the service was really good, with staff going above and beyond. i received a warm welcome and a thoughtful send-off. the team ensured all my needs were met promptly and efficiently .
Location
9/10
this location provides easy access to local attractions. it is a short walk to town, providing convenient access to restaurants and shops. the hotel is tucked away from busy streets offering a super calm place.
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Trevor from Australia
Single
deluxe king room
4 nights in November 2025
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Reviewed:November 24, 2025
9/10
attentive staffcrisp bacon
I loved that val at reception knew all the guests! she greeted everyone by name. The staff really remembered everyone. also, the breakfast had crisp bacon, just how i like it! it also had american and asian breakfast options.
Our room faced a busy road! this meant it was quite noisy most of the time. The noise was a bummer.
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Rosie from United Kingdom
Couple
deluxe king room
4 nights in November 2025
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Reviewed:November 21, 2025
5/10
dark roominconsistent shower
my stay was far from perfect the room was too dark making it difficult to see especially when trying to get ready the shower's temperature was inconsistent alternating between hot and cold water unexpectedly this made showering a frustrating experience also the breakfast lacked variety i found myself eating the same thing every day it became monotonous and i wished there were more options available
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Oscar from United Kingdom
Single
deluxe king room
4 nights in October 2025
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Reviewed:October 31, 2025
9/10

a great stay!

attentive staffconvenient shuttlegreat design
the staff greeted me by name. it felt very personalized. the breakfast offered a shuttle and boat service to papaya beach. it was so convenient! the room had great design and a really nice vibe.
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FAQs
About The Funny Lion - El Nido
What are the check-in and check-out times at The Funny Lion - El Nido?
Check-in is at 14:00 and check-out is at 12:00.
How far is The Funny Lion - El Nido from El Nido Airport?
The hotel is 7 km from El Nido Airport.
Is there a private beach area at The Funny Lion - El Nido?
Yes, the hotel features a private beach area exclusive to guests.
What dining options are available on-site at The Funny Lion - El Nido?
The hotel has two on-site restaurants and a bar/lounge area for guests.
What types of breakfast are offered at The Funny Lion - El Nido?
Breakfast options include buffet, American, and Asian selections.
What fitness amenities are available at The Funny Lion - El Nido?
Guests can access a fitness centre along with a year-round outdoor swimming pool.
Which nearby attractions can guests visit from The Funny Lion - El Nido?
Notable nearby attractions include El Nido Beach (400 m), Caalan Beach (less than 1 km), and the Big Lagoon (10 km).
Does The Funny Lion - El Nido offer airport shuttle services?
The hotel provides a paid airport shuttle service for guest convenience.
What safety features does The Funny Lion - El Nido have?
The hotel offers 24-hour security and safety deposit boxes in all rooms.
Is Wi-Fi available at The Funny Lion - El Nido?
Free Wi-Fi is available throughout the property.
What room amenities are provided at The Funny Lion - El Nido?
Rooms include air conditioning, a minibar, a safety deposit box, and a private bathroom with a bidet.
How close is The Funny Lion - El Nido to local restaurants?
Nearby restaurants include Silog Republic Restaurant (0.5 km), V and V Bagel (0.5 km), and Osaka Castle El Nido (0.5 km).

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