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About the Hotel

The Oyster Smack Inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, United Kingdom, CM0 8HR
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Next to Riverside Park
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Accommodations

The Oyster Smack offers 9 guest rooms, each designed with comfort and convenience in mind. Each room includes an en-suite bathroom, ensuring privacy for all guests. Some rooms come equipped with captivating river views, providing a scenic backdrop for relaxation.

Dining

The hotel features an on-site restaurant that serves freshly prepared dishes using seasonal ingredients. Guests can enjoy a diverse menu along with scenic views of the river. The Oyster Smack is known for its local ales and fine wines, enhancing the dining experience.

Location

Situated along the picturesque River Crouch, The Oyster Smack provides convenient access to local attractions in Burnham-on-Crouch. The hotel is a short stroll to Burnham's beaches and a variety of shops and restaurants. The scenic surroundings offer opportunities for walks along the riverfront.

Entertainment

The Oyster Smack offers live music events, enhancing guest experiences with local talent. Guests can relax and unwind at the complimentary outdoor terrace while enjoying performances. This lively atmosphere attracts both locals and visitors.

Pet-Friendly Policy

The Oyster Smack welcomes pets, allowing guests to bring their furry companions. There are designated pet-friendly accommodations available to ensure comfort for both guests and their pets. This inclusive policy enables families to enjoy their stay without leaving their pets behind.

Highlights

Location: Picturesque River Crouch

Dining: On-site restaurant with seasonal ingredients

Accommodations: 9 guest rooms with en-suite bathrooms

Entertainment: Live music events

Must-do experiences

  • Stroll along Burnham's picturesque marina at sunset for stunning views.
  • Visit the historic St. Mary's Church to admire its beautiful architecture.
  • Try the locally caught oysters at The Oyster Smack's restaurant.
  • Explore the nearby Essex coastline for scenic walks and wildlife.
  • Check out the Burnham-on-Crouch Museum for local history and culture.
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The hotel offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Classic Double Room
2 persons
12 m² 
1 Double bed
Shower
Heating
Deluxe Double Room
2 persons
16 m² 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Heating
Superior Double Room
2 persons
25 m² 
1 King-size bed and 1 Sofa bed
Shower
Heating
Deluxe Double Room Extra Bed
2 persons
16 m² 
1 King-size bed and 1 Sofa bed
Shower
Heating
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Getting around

A list of all available modes of transport

City Centre
Burnham-on-Crouch100 m
Airports
London Southend (SEN) 38.0 km
London Stansted (STN) 61.6 km
Bus
Bus stop100 m

Facilities

The hotel offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences

General

  • No smoking on site
  • Free Wi-Fi
  • Parking
  • Pets allowed
  • 24-hour security
  • Smoke detectors
  • Fire extinguishers

Guest Parking

  • Electric kettle

Services

  • Welcome drink

Dining

  • In-room breakfast
  • Restaurant
  • Bar/ Lounge area
  • Special diet menus

Children

  • Cots
  • Children's menu

Room features

  • Heating

Bathroom

  • Free toiletries

Self-catering

  • Electric kettle

Media

  • Flat-screen TV
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Dining Onsite

At The Oyster Smack, guests are invited to delight in a modern British dining experience like no other. With a commitment to seasonal produce and a warm, family-friendly atmosphere, each meal is a celebration of local flavors, perfect for both casual lunches and intimate dinners.
The Oyster Smack Hotel Burnham-on-Crouch Restaurant photo

The Oyster Smack Inn

British
Ambiance
Family-friendly with a modern touch, providing a cozy yet elegant setting that caters to all occasions.
Key Offerings
An array of dishes crafted from seasonal produce alongside daily specials and a well-stocked cocktail bar for the perfect drink pairing.
Reservation
Recommended, especially during peak meal times.
Monday to Friday: 12:00 - 15:00 and 17:00 - 22:30; Saturday: 12:00 - 22:30; Sunday: 12:00 - 17:00.

Location

The Oyster Smack Inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, United Kingdom, CM0 8HR
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The Oyster Smack Inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, United Kingdom, CM0 8HR
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Rooms and Guests2 Guests, 1 Room