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About the Hotel

The Oyster Smack Inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, United Kingdom, CM0 8HR
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Next to Riverside Park
Great
8.3
/10
4.5
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Accommodations

The Oyster Smack offers 9 guest rooms, each designed with comfort and convenience in mind. Each room includes an en-suite bathroom, ensuring privacy for all guests. Some rooms come equipped with captivating river views, providing a scenic backdrop for relaxation.

Dining

The hotel features an on-site restaurant that serves freshly prepared dishes using seasonal ingredients. Guests can enjoy a diverse menu along with scenic views of the river. The Oyster Smack is known for its local ales and fine wines, enhancing the dining experience.

Location

Situated along the picturesque River Crouch, The Oyster Smack provides convenient access to local attractions in Burnham-on-Crouch. The hotel is a short stroll to Burnham's beaches and a variety of shops and restaurants. The scenic surroundings offer opportunities for walks along the riverfront.

Entertainment

The Oyster Smack offers live music events, enhancing guest experiences with local talent. Guests can relax and unwind at the complimentary outdoor terrace while enjoying performances. This lively atmosphere attracts both locals and visitors.

Pet-Friendly Policy

The Oyster Smack welcomes pets, allowing guests to bring their furry companions. There are designated pet-friendly accommodations available to ensure comfort for both guests and their pets. This inclusive policy enables families to enjoy their stay without leaving their pets behind.

Highlights

Location: Picturesque River Crouch

Dining: On-site restaurant with seasonal ingredients

Accommodations: 9 guest rooms with en-suite bathrooms

Entertainment: Live music events

Must-do experiences

  • Stroll along Burnham's picturesque marina at sunset for stunning views.
  • Visit the historic St. Mary's Church to admire its beautiful architecture.
  • Try the locally caught oysters at The Oyster Smack's restaurant.
  • Explore the nearby Essex coastline for scenic walks and wildlife.
  • Check out the Burnham-on-Crouch Museum for local history and culture.
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The hotel offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Classic Double Room
2 persons
12 m² 
1 Double bed
Shower
Heating
Deluxe Double Room
2 persons
16 m² 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Heating
Superior Double Room
2 persons
25 m² 
1 King-size bed and 1 Sofa bed
Shower
Heating
Deluxe Double Room Extra Bed
2 persons
16 m² 
1 King-size bed and 1 Sofa bed
Shower
Heating
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Facilities

The hotel offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences

General

  • No smoking on site
  • Free Wi-Fi
  • Parking
  • Pets allowed
  • 24-hour security
  • Smoke detectors
  • Fire extinguishers

Guest Parking

  • Electric kettle

Services

  • Welcome drink

Dining

  • In-room breakfast
  • Restaurant
  • Bar/ Lounge area
  • Special diet menus

Children

  • Cots
  • Children's menu

Room features

  • Heating

Bathroom

  • Free toiletries

Self-catering

  • Electric kettle

Media

  • Flat-screen TV
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Dining Onsite

At The Oyster Smack, guests are invited to delight in a modern British dining experience like no other. With a commitment to seasonal produce and a warm, family-friendly atmosphere, each meal is a celebration of local flavors, perfect for both casual lunches and intimate dinners.
The Oyster Smack Hotel Burnham-on-Crouch Restaurant photo

The Oyster Smack Inn

British
Ambiance
Family-friendly with a modern touch, providing a cozy yet elegant setting that caters to all occasions.
Key Offerings
An array of dishes crafted from seasonal produce alongside daily specials and a well-stocked cocktail bar for the perfect drink pairing.
Reservation
Recommended, especially during peak meal times.
Monday to Friday: 12:00 - 15:00 and 17:00 - 22:30; Saturday: 12:00 - 22:30; Sunday: 12:00 - 17:00.

Location

The Oyster Smack Inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, United Kingdom, CM0 8HR
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The Oyster Smack Inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, United Kingdom, CM0 8HR
Nearby
Park
Riverside Park
560 m
Restaurants
Mehek Indian Restaurant
250 m
44 Station Road
The Polash
340 m
169 Station Road
Sgt. Pepper's
380 m
3 High Street
Harbour Antiques and Georgian Tea Garden
400 m
7 High Street
Ground Coffee House
560 m
Temperance House 22 High Street
Peaberries Coffee
580 m
41 High Street
Curry Cottage
580 m
47 High Street
Ruam Thai
650 m
20A High Street
The Burnham Seafood And Oyster Bar
600 m
High Street
The Ship Inn
680 m
52 High Street
Bistro On The Quay
710 m
The Quay
Explore Burnham-on-Crouch
Local Activities and Dining Near The Oyster Smack
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Waterfront
Waterfront
13 minutes' walk
Waterfront offers scenic views and a lovely promenade, perfect for leisurely strolls beside the River Crouch.
Mangapps Railway Museum
Mangapps Railway Museum
5-minute drive
Mangapps Railway Museum showcases vintage locomotives and mini train rides, appealing to railway enthusiasts and families.
Riverside Park
Riverside Park
7 minutes' walk
Riverside Park features expansive gardens and playgrounds, ideal for family outings or a peaceful escape in nature.
Wallasea Island
49-minute drive
Wallasea Island provides stunning views and unique wildlife, great for nature lovers and adventurous hikes.
Biking in Riverside Park
7 minutes' walk
Biking along Riverside Park offers a relaxing adventure with scenic views, perfect for all ages.
Guided Tours at Mangapps Railway
5-minute drive
Guided tours at Mangapps Railway provide insights into railway history, along with exciting train rides for thrill-seekers.
Yoga Classes at Ground Coffee House
7 minutes' walk
Yoga classes at Ground Coffee House combine wellness and relaxation, ideal for solo travelers seeking serenity.
Mehek Indian Restaurant
Mehek Indian Restaurant
3 minutes' walk
Mehek serves authentic Indian cuisine in an inviting atmosphere, known for its flavorful curries and vegetarian options.
The Polash
The Polash
5 minutes' walk
The Polash offers a vibrant dining experience with traditional Bangladeshi dishes, perfect for adventurous food lovers.
Ground Coffee House
Ground Coffee House
7 minutes' walk
Ground Coffee House features artisanal coffee and light bites, ideal for casual dining or a quick break.
Sgt. Pepper's
Sgt. Pepper's
5 minutes' walk
Sgt. Pepper's offers a lively atmosphere with live music events, making it a great spot for entertainment lovers.
Harbour Antiques and Georgian Tea Garden
Harbour Antiques and Georgian Tea Garden
5 minutes' walk
Harbour Antiques hosts tea and antiques, providing a unique, all-ages experience with charm and history.
Getting around
City Centre
Burnham-on-Crouch2 min  ·  100 m
Airports
London Southend Airport (SEN)57 min  ·  38.0 km
London Stansted Airport (STN)93 min  ·  61.6 km
Bus
Bus stop2 min  ·  100 m
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 14:00-21:00
Check-out
from 09:00-11:00
Guest Parking
Private parking is possible on site for free.
Internet
is available in for free.
Breakfast
You can start your day with a full breakfast, which costs GBP8.95 per person per day. 
Pets
Pets are allowed on request.
Number of rooms:
10
FAQs
About The Oyster Smack
What are the check-in and check-out times at The Oyster Smack?
Check-in is at 14:00 and check-out is at 11:00.
Is parking available at The Oyster Smack?
The hotel offers free private parking on-site.
What kind of dining options does The Oyster Smack offer?
The hotel features an on-site bar and a restaurant known for its diverse menu that includes Asian influences and British classics.
How far is The Oyster Smack from the coast at Southend?
The hotel is 40 km from the coast at Southend.
What nearby restaurants can guests visit from The Oyster Smack?
Nearby restaurants include The Victoria Inn (0.5 km), Happy Returns (0.5 km), and Mehek Indian Restaurant (0.5 km).
What amenities are available in the rooms at The Oyster Smack?
Rooms feature a flat-screen TV, en suite bathroom with free toiletries, and tea and coffee making facilities with fresh milk.
What breakfast options does The Oyster Smack provide?
A complimentary basic breakfast is available, and a full cooked breakfast can be requested for an additional charge of £20 per person.
How close is The Oyster Smack to Burnham-on-Crouch town centre?
The hotel is located 0.5 km from Burnham-on-Crouch town centre.
What recreational activities are available near The Oyster Smack?
Guests have access to riverside paths, local sailing clubs, and opportunities for cycling.
Are there any nearby historical sites from The Oyster Smack?
Historic Colchester can be reached in less than an hour by car.
What unique culinary experience does The Oyster Smack offer?
The restaurant's chef has experience in Michelin-starred establishments, providing a unique dining experience with seasonal produce.

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