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About the Hotel

The Oyster Smack Inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, United Kingdom, CM0 8HR
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Next to Riverside Park
Great
8.5
/10
4.4
/5

Amenities

The Oyster Smack offers an inviting bar and restaurant, serving a variety of local seafood dishes. Guests can enjoy al fresco dining on the spacious terrace overlooking the marina. The hotel also provides private parking and easy access to public transport for convenience.

Rooms

The hotel features a range of accommodations to suit different preferences, from cozy singles to family rooms. Many rooms provide marina views, enhancing the coastal experience. Each room includes essential amenities such as en-suite bathrooms and flat-screen televisions.

Location

Situated near the scenic marina, The Oyster Smack offers easy access to local boating and fishing opportunities. The hotel is just minutes from Burnham-on-Crouch's vibrant town center. Guests can explore nearby attractions including parks and historical landmarks.

Dining

The in-house restaurant specializes in locally sourced seafood, with a menu that changes seasonally. Daily specials highlight the freshest catch from the region. Guests can also unwind at the bar with a selection of wines and local beers.

Entertainment

The Oyster Smack is located close to various local attractions and leisure activities. Guests can participate in watersports or enjoy leisurely walks by the river. Regular events and live music at the bar provide additional entertainment options.

Highlights

Location: Near scenic marina for boating

Dining: Locally sourced seafood menu

Rooms: Family rooms with marina views

Entertainment: Live music events

Must-do experiences

  • Stroll along Burnham's picturesque marina at sunset for stunning views.
  • Visit the historic St. Mary's Church to admire its beautiful architecture.
  • Try the locally caught oysters at The Oyster Smack's restaurant.
  • Explore the nearby Essex coastline for scenic walks and wildlife.
  • Check out the Burnham-on-Crouch Museum for local history and culture.
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The Oyster Smack Hotel offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Classic Double Room
2 persons
130 sq. feet 
1 Double bed
Shower
Heating
Deluxe Double Room
2 persons
175 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Heating
Superior Double Room
2 persons
270 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Heating
Deluxe Double Room Extra Bed
2 persons
175 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed and 1 Sofa bed
Shower
Heating
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Facilities

The Oyster Smack Hotel offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences
Facilities: Great
8.7/10Review score

General

  • No smoking on site
  • Wi-Fi
  • Free parking
  • Off-site car park
  • Pets allowed
  • 24-hour security
  • Smoke detectors
  • Fire extinguishers

Guest Parking

  • Electric kettle

Services

  • Welcome drink

Dining

  • In-room breakfast
  • Restaurant
  • Bar/ Lounge area
  • Special diet menus

Children

  • Cots
  • Children's menu

Room features

  • Heating

Bathroom

  • Free toiletries

Self-catering

  • Electric kettle

Media

  • Flat-screen TV
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Dining Onsite

At The Oyster Smack, guests are invited to delight in a modern British dining experience like no other. With a commitment to seasonal produce and a warm, family-friendly atmosphere, each meal is a celebration of local flavors, perfect for both casual lunches and intimate dinners.
The Oyster Smack Hotel Burnham-on-Crouch Restaurant photo

The Oyster Smack Inn

British
Ambiance
Family-friendly with a modern touch, providing a cozy yet elegant setting that caters to all occasions.
Key Offerings
An array of dishes crafted from seasonal produce alongside daily specials and a well-stocked cocktail bar for the perfect drink pairing.
Reservation
Recommended, especially during peak meal times.
Monday to Friday: 12:00 - 15:00 and 17:00 - 22:30; Saturday: 12:00 - 22:30; Sunday: 12:00 - 17:00.

The Oyster Smack Hotel Location

The Oyster Smack Inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, United Kingdom, CM0 8HR
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The Oyster Smack Inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, United Kingdom, CM0 8HR
Nearby
Park
Riverside Park
1900 ft
Restaurants
Mehek Indian Restaurant
900 ft
44 Station Road
The Polash
1200 ft
169 Station Road
Sgt. Pepper's
1300 ft
3 High Street
Harbour Antiques and Georgian Tea Garden
1400 ft
7 High Street
Ground Coffee House
1900 ft
Temperance House 22 High Street
Peaberries Coffee
2000 ft
41 High Street
Curry Cottage
2000 ft
47 High Street
Ruam Thai
2200 ft
20A High Street
The Burnham Seafood And Oyster Bar
2000 ft
High Street
The Ship Inn
2300 ft
52 High Street
Bistro On The Quay
2400 ft
The Quay
Explore Burnham-on-Crouch
Local Activities and Dining Near The Oyster Smack
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Waterfront
Waterfront
13 minutes' walk
Waterfront offers scenic views and a lovely promenade, perfect for leisurely strolls beside the River Crouch.
Mangapps Railway Museum
Mangapps Railway Museum
5-minute drive
Mangapps Railway Museum showcases vintage locomotives and mini train rides, appealing to railway enthusiasts and families.
Riverside Park
Riverside Park
7 minutes' walk
Riverside Park features expansive gardens and playgrounds, ideal for family outings or a peaceful escape in nature.
Wallasea Island
49-minute drive
Wallasea Island provides stunning views and unique wildlife, great for nature lovers and adventurous hikes.
Biking in Riverside Park
7 minutes' walk
Biking along Riverside Park offers a relaxing adventure with scenic views, perfect for all ages.
Guided Tours at Mangapps Railway
5-minute drive
Guided tours at Mangapps Railway provide insights into railway history, along with exciting train rides for thrill-seekers.
Yoga Classes at Ground Coffee House
7 minutes' walk
Yoga classes at Ground Coffee House combine wellness and relaxation, ideal for solo travelers seeking serenity.
Mehek Indian Restaurant
Mehek Indian Restaurant
3 minutes' walk
Mehek serves authentic Indian cuisine in an inviting atmosphere, known for its flavorful curries and vegetarian options.
The Polash
The Polash
5 minutes' walk
The Polash offers a vibrant dining experience with traditional Bangladeshi dishes, perfect for adventurous food lovers.
Ground Coffee House
Ground Coffee House
7 minutes' walk
Ground Coffee House features artisanal coffee and light bites, ideal for casual dining or a quick break.
Sgt. Pepper's
Sgt. Pepper's
5 minutes' walk
Sgt. Pepper's offers a lively atmosphere with live music events, making it a great spot for entertainment lovers.
Harbour Antiques and Georgian Tea Garden
Harbour Antiques and Georgian Tea Garden
5 minutes' walk
Harbour Antiques hosts tea and antiques, providing a unique, all-ages experience with charm and history.
Getting around
City Centre
Burnham-on-Crouch2 min  ·  400 ft
Airports
London Southend (SEN)57 min  ·  23.6 mi
London Stansted (STN)93 min  ·  38.3 mi
Train
Burnham-on-Crouch Railway Station8 min  ·  2000 ft
Bus
Bus stop2 min  ·  400 ft
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 14:00-21:00
Check-out
from 09:00-11:00
Guest Parking
Private parking is possible on site for free.
Internet
Wireless internet is available in for free.
Breakfast
You can start your day with a full breakfast, which costs GBP8.95 per person per day. 
Pets
Pets are allowed on request.
Number of rooms:
10

Reviews and Ratings

Feedback about The Oyster Smack Hotel from previous guests about their experience.
Review score
Based on 58 verified reviews
8.2/10
Great
83%
Recommend
Cleanliness
8.9/10
Comfort
8.8/10
Facilities
8.7/10
Free Wi-Fi
9.0/10
Location
8.8/10
Staff
9.1/10
Value for money
8.2/10
Guest reviews
based on 170 reviews
8.5/10
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FAQs
About The Oyster Smack
What are the check-in and check-out times at The Oyster Smack?
Check-in is at 14:00 and check-out is at 11:00.
Is parking available at The Oyster Smack?
The hotel offers free private parking on-site.
What kind of dining options does The Oyster Smack offer?
The hotel features an on-site bar and a restaurant known for its diverse menu that includes Asian influences and British classics.
How far is The Oyster Smack from the coast at Southend?
The hotel is 40 km from the coast at Southend.
What nearby restaurants can guests visit from The Oyster Smack?
Nearby restaurants include The Victoria Inn (0.5 km), Happy Returns (0.5 km), and Mehek Indian Restaurant (0.5 km).
What amenities are available in the rooms at The Oyster Smack?
Rooms feature a flat-screen TV, en suite bathroom with free toiletries, and tea and coffee making facilities with fresh milk.
What breakfast options does The Oyster Smack provide?
A complimentary basic breakfast is available, and a full cooked breakfast can be requested for an additional charge of £20 per person.
How close is The Oyster Smack to Burnham-on-Crouch town centre?
The hotel is located 0.5 km from Burnham-on-Crouch town centre.
What recreational activities are available near The Oyster Smack?
Guests have access to riverside paths, local sailing clubs, and opportunities for cycling.
Are there any nearby historical sites from The Oyster Smack?
Historic Colchester can be reached in less than an hour by car.
What unique culinary experience does The Oyster Smack offer?
The restaurant's chef has experience in Michelin-starred establishments, providing a unique dining experience with seasonal produce.

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