What are the check-in and check-out times at The Oyster Smack?
Check-in is at 14:00 and check-out is at 11:00.
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The Oyster Smack, Burnham-on-Crouch
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About the Hotel
The Oyster Smack Inn,
Burnham-on-Crouch,
United Kingdom,
CM0 8HR,
Essex
- Next to Riverside Park
Great
8.5
4.4
4-star coastal retreat in Burnham-on-Crouch
Amenities
The Oyster Smack offers an inviting bar and restaurant, serving a variety of local seafood dishes. Guests can enjoy
Rooms
The hotel features a range of accommodations to suit different preferences, from cozy singles to
Location
Situated near the
Dining
The in-house restaurant specializes in locally sourced seafood, with a
Entertainment
The Oyster Smack is located close to various local attractions and leisure activities. Guests can participate in
Highlights
Location: Near scenic marina for boating
Dining: Locally sourced seafood menu
Rooms: Family rooms with marina views
Entertainment: Live music events
Must-do experiences
- Stroll along Burnham's picturesque marina at sunset for stunning views.
- Visit the historic St. Mary's Church to admire its beautiful architecture.
- Try the locally caught oysters at The Oyster Smack's restaurant.
- Explore the nearby Essex coastline for scenic walks and wildlife.
- Check out the Burnham-on-Crouch Museum for local history and culture.
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Select your room type
The Oyster Smack Hotel offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Classic Double Room
2 persons
130 sq. feet
1 Double bed
Shower
Heating
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Deluxe Double Room
2 persons
175 sq. feet
1 King-size bed
Shower
Heating
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Superior Double Room
2 persons
270 sq. feet
1 King-size bed
Shower
Heating
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Deluxe Double Room Extra Bed
2 persons
175 sq. feet
1 King-size bed and 1 Sofa bed
Shower
Heating
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Facilities
The Oyster Smack Hotel offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences
General
- No smoking on site
- Wi-Fi
- Free parking
- Off-site car park
- Pets allowed
- 24-hour security
- Smoke detectors
- Fire extinguishers
Guest Parking
- Electric kettle
Services
- Welcome drink
Dining
- In-room breakfast
- Restaurant
- Bar/ Lounge area
- Special diet menus
Children
- Cots
- Children's menu
Room features
- Heating
Bathroom
- Free toiletries
Self-catering
- Electric kettle
Media
- Flat-screen TV
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Dining Onsite
At The Oyster Smack, guests are invited to delight in a modern British dining experience like no other. With a commitment to seasonal produce and a warm, family-friendly atmosphere, each meal is a celebration of local flavors, perfect for both casual lunches and intimate dinners.
The Oyster Smack Hotel Location
The Oyster Smack Inn,
Burnham-on-Crouch,
United Kingdom,
CM0 8HR,
Essex
Map view
The Oyster Smack Inn,
Burnham-on-Crouch,
United Kingdom,
CM0 8HR,
Essex
City landmarks
Landmark
Waterfront
3500 ft
Landmark
Mangapps Railway Museum
1.3
mi
Landmark
Mangapps Railway
1.2
mi
Landmark
Wallasea Island Wild Coast
2.0
mi
Landmark
Wallasea Island
1.7
mi
Landmark
Wallasea Island Wild Coast project
3.1
mi
Island
Bridgemarsh Island
2.8
mi
Nearby
Park
Riverside Park
1900 ft
Restaurants
Mehek Indian Restaurant
900 ft
44 Station Road
The Polash
1200 ft
169 Station Road
Sgt. Pepper's
1300 ft
3 High Street
Harbour Antiques and Georgian Tea Garden
1400 ft
7 High Street
Ground Coffee House
1900 ft
Temperance House 22 High Street
Peaberries Coffee
2000 ft
41 High Street
Curry Cottage
2000 ft
47 High Street
Ruam Thai
2200 ft
20A High Street
The Burnham Seafood And Oyster Bar
2000 ft
High Street
The Ship Inn
2300 ft
52 High Street
Bistro On The Quay
2400 ft
The Quay
Explore Burnham-on-Crouch
Local Activities and Dining Near The Oyster Smack
Waterfront
13 minutes' walk
Waterfront offers scenic views and a lovely promenade, perfect for leisurely strolls beside the River Crouch.
Mangapps Railway Museum
5-minute drive
Mangapps Railway Museum showcases vintage locomotives and mini train rides, appealing to railway enthusiasts and families.
Riverside Park
7 minutes' walk
Riverside Park features expansive gardens and playgrounds, ideal for family outings or a peaceful escape in nature.
Mehek Indian Restaurant
3 minutes' walk
Mehek serves authentic Indian cuisine in an inviting atmosphere, known for its flavorful curries and vegetarian options.
The Polash
5 minutes' walk
The Polash offers a vibrant dining experience with traditional Bangladeshi dishes, perfect for adventurous food lovers.
Ground Coffee House
7 minutes' walk
Ground Coffee House features artisanal coffee and light bites, ideal for casual dining or a quick break.
Sgt. Pepper's
5 minutes' walk
Sgt. Pepper's offers a lively atmosphere with live music events, making it a great spot for entertainment lovers.
Harbour Antiques and Georgian Tea Garden
5 minutes' walk
Harbour Antiques hosts tea and antiques, providing a unique, all-ages experience with charm and history.
Getting around
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 14:00-21:00
Check-out
from 09:00-11:00
Guest Parking
Private parking is possible on site for free.
Internet
Wireless internet is available in for free.
Breakfast
You can start your day with a full breakfast, which costs GBP8.95 per person per day.
Pets
Pets are allowed on request.
Number of rooms:
10
Reviews and Ratings
Feedback about The Oyster Smack Hotel from previous guests about their experience.
Guest reviewsbased on 102 reviews
Logan from United States
Family with children
Deluxe Double Room
3 nights in November 2025
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Reviewed: December 31, 2025
6/10
helpful staffparking problemsmall sink
Staff members here were very friendly and helpful. There is a decent restaurant on site too.
Parking became a problem for me. I could not find a spot in the car park. Room's sink seemed not fit for the purpose. It was too small to even wash in properly, quite a poor feature.
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norman from united kingdom
Family with children
classic double room
3 nights in August 2025
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Reviewed: November 03, 2025
7/10
friendly staffcomfortable bedlimited parkingsmall sink
the staff were friendly and helpful i found the room large it had a comfortable bed it was cleaned every day. there is a decent restaurant and bar on site i had lovely river walks close by.
i couldn't park in the car park it was inconvenient. room 10 had a sink that wasn't fit for purpose it was a small cloakroom sink not big enough to wash in.
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emma from united kingdom
Family with children
deluxe double room
3 nights in June 2025
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Reviewed: August 31, 2025
6/10
some issues with the room, sadly
hot roomnoisy street
my room was too hot. the heating was on even though it was summer. i had to open the windows because there wasn't any air conditioning, but it was noisy outside. i didnt sleep well.
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john from united kingdom
Family with children
deluxe double room
3 nights in August 2025
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Reviewed: August 17, 2025
9/10
fantastic stay!
friendly staffgood showertight space
the staff were really friendly and helpful . the room was clean and well-equipped with nice toiletries and a good shower i really enjoyed the steak dinner on arrival too.
i struggled to find a parking spot in the car park which was a bit tight on space. it made things a little inconvenient when i arrived with my luggage
Facilities
8/10
the hotel offers convenient on-site parking though the spaces are a little tight to maneuver in there is also a decent restaurant and bar available serving ample food and drinks at reasonable prices i felt very satisfied
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FAQs
About The Oyster Smack
Is parking available at The Oyster Smack?
The hotel offers free private parking on-site.
What kind of dining options does The Oyster Smack offer?
The hotel features an on-site bar and a restaurant known for its diverse menu that includes Asian influences and British classics.
How far is The Oyster Smack from the coast at Southend?
The hotel is 40 km from the coast at Southend.
What nearby restaurants can guests visit from The Oyster Smack?
Nearby restaurants include The Victoria Inn (0.5 km), Happy Returns (0.5 km), and Mehek Indian Restaurant (0.5 km).
What amenities are available in the rooms at The Oyster Smack?
Rooms feature a flat-screen TV, en suite bathroom with free toiletries, and tea and coffee making facilities with fresh milk.
What breakfast options does The Oyster Smack provide?
A complimentary basic breakfast is available, and a full cooked breakfast can be requested for an additional charge of £20 per person.
How close is The Oyster Smack to Burnham-on-Crouch town centre?
The hotel is located 0.5 km from Burnham-on-Crouch town centre.
What recreational activities are available near The Oyster Smack?
Guests have access to riverside paths, local sailing clubs, and opportunities for cycling.
Are there any nearby historical sites from The Oyster Smack?
Historic Colchester can be reached in less than an hour by car.
What unique culinary experience does The Oyster Smack offer?
The restaurant's chef has experience in Michelin-starred establishments, providing a unique dining experience with seasonal produce.
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