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About the Hotel

2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay, Sint Maarten/Saint Martin, N/A
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Steps from Simpson Bay Beach
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Location

The Horny Toad Guest House is situated along Simpson Bay Beach, a 2.4 kilometer long stretch renowned for its soft sand and clear waters. Guests have easy access to numerous restaurants, bars, casinos, and entertainment options nearby. The location also provides breathtaking views of the Caribbean Sea and the islands of Saba and 'Statia.

Accommodations

Each suite at the hotel includes a fully equipped kitchen, allowing guests to prepare their own meals during their stay. Ocean views from the suites enhance the experience, making it a relaxing home base. Daily maid service ensures that accommodations remain fresh and tidy.

Dining & Entertainment

A large BBQ pavilion equipped with two Weber gas grills is available for guest use, making outdoor cooking enjoyable. The daily Happy Hour at this pavilion provides an opportunity for guests to socialize while enjoying drinks and snacks. Toadies can share their island experiences and recommendations in a friendly setting.

Amenities & Services

The hotel offers complimentary beach towels for guests headed to the nearby beach. This thoughtful amenity supports an easy transition from relaxation at the guest house to enjoyment at the shore. Additional offerings include a welcoming environment for all types of travelers.

Activities

With its beachside location, the Horny Toad Guest House is ideal for water activities, sunbathing, and enjoying the Caribbean climate. Guests are encouraged to explore local attractions and participate in recreational activities nearby. The lively atmosphere of Simpson Bay is just steps away from the guest house.

Highlights

Location: 2.4 kilometer long Simpson Bay Beach

Dining: large BBQ pavilion

Accommodations: fully equipped kitchen

Amenities: beach towels

Must-do experiences

  • Visit Mullet Bay Beach for stunning sunsets and soft sands.
  • Try the fresh seafood at The Blue Bitch for a local favorite.
  • Explore the hidden treasures at the Simpson Bay Market on Sundays.
  • Take a day trip to Pinel Island for pristine beaches and snorkeling.
  • Discover local art at the Sint Maarten Museum for cultural insights.
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The hotel offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Suite Sea View
2 persons
47 m² 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Coffee machine
King Suite Ocean View
2 persons
42 m² 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Coffee machine
Deluxe Suite Sea View
2 persons
55 m² 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Coffee machine
King Suite Balcony
2 persons
47 m² 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Coffee machine
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Facilities

The hotel offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences

General

  • No smoking on site
  • Free Wi-Fi
  • Parking
  • Safe deposit box
  • VIP check-in/ -out
  • No pets allowed
  • Security
  • Smoke detectors
  • Fire extinguishers
  • Key access

Sports & Fitness

  • Golf course

Guest Parking

  • Cookware/ Kitchen utensils

Services

  • Housekeeping
  • Car hire
  • Laundry
  • Tours/Ticket assistance
  • Grocery shopping service

Dining

  • Outdoor dining area

Children

  • Board games

Spa & Leisure

  • Beach access
  • Beach umbrellas
  • Sun loungers
  • Sun terrace
  • Garden area
  • BBQ facilities

Room features

  • Air conditioning
  • Soundproofed rooms
  • Patio
  • Terrace
  • Garden furniture
  • Tea and coffee facilities
  • Dining table
  • Ironing facilities

Self-catering

  • Cookware/ Kitchen utensils

Media

  • AM/FM alarm clock
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Location

2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay, Sint Maarten/Saint Martin, N/A
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2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay, Sint Maarten/Saint Martin, N/A
Nearby
Church
Mary Star of the Sea Church
210 m
Mall
Le Grand Marche
210 m
Restaurants
Haize Chinese Restaurant
210 m
Billy folly 25 Across bucanner's beach bar
The Tides Restaurant and Bar
150 m
117 Simpson Bay Road
Boca Marina
270 m
Sr. Patientia Houtman Rd #17
Sublime
490 m
Sister Modesta Road #13D
The Boon Beach Bar
510 m
Simspon bay road 117
Maya
460 m
63 Airport Road
Pollos Hermanos SXM
450 m
65 Airport Rd Corner Plaza Simsons Bay
Dinghy Dock Sailors Bar
490 m
#46 Airport Rd
Explore Simpson Bay
Explore Simpson Bay
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Mary Star of the Sea Church
Mary Star of the Sea Church
3 minutes' walk
A beautiful church with stunning architecture. Its serene atmosphere and breathtaking views are perfect for peaceful reflection.
Brown Pelicans
Brown Pelicans
10 minutes' walk
A scenic spot to observe these majestic birds in their natural habitat, ideal for nature lovers and photographers alike.
Le Grand Marche
Le Grand Marche
3 minutes' walk
A vibrant local market offering fresh produce, local crafts, and souvenirs. A great place to experience local culture.
Pelican Key
15 minutes' walk
Famous for its stunning bay views and water sports, Pelican Key is ideal for adventure lovers and beachgoers.
Maho Beach
Maho Beach
25 minutes' walk
Known for its thrilling airplane landings, this beach offers unique photo opportunities and a lively atmosphere.
Seaside Nature Park
Seaside Nature Park
30 minutes' walk
An oasis for relaxation and wellness, this park features beautiful trails perfect for jogging or leisurely strolls.
The Tides Restaurant and Bar
The Tides Restaurant and Bar
2 minutes' walk
An elegant dining option serving fresh seafood with stunning waterfront views and a diverse menu.
Boca Marina
Boca Marina
4 minutes' walk
Casual marina dining with a focus on Italian cuisine. Known for its delicious pizzas and refreshing cocktails.
Hollywood Casino
15 minutes' walk
A lively casino offering games, slots, and entertainment. Perfect for a fun night out or trying your luck.
Cheri's Cafe
Cheri's Cafe
25 minutes' walk
A popular nightlife spot known for its vibrant atmosphere and live music. Great for dancing or enjoying cocktails.
Getting around
City Centre
Simpson Bay20 min  ·  1.6 km
Airports
Princess Juliana International Airport (sxm)5 min  ·  3.3 km
Grand-Case Airport (sfg)18 min  ·  12.0 km
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-21:00
Check-out
from 08:00-11:00
Guest Parking
Public parking is possible on site for free.
Internet
is available in for free.
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Number of rooms:
8
FAQs
About The Horny Toad Guest House
What is the distance from The Horny Toad Guest House to Princess Juliana International Airport?
The hotel is located 1 km from Princess Juliana International Airport.
What dining options are available near The Horny Toad Guest House?
Nearby restaurants include The White Swan, Cappuccino Bar And Restaurant, Boca Marina, and Haize Chinese Restaurant, all within 0.5 km.
What amenities does The Horny Toad Guest House provide for guests?
Guests can enjoy free Wi-Fi, free parking, beach access, barbecue facilities, and a fitness center.
What are the check-in and check-out times at The Horny Toad Guest House?
Check-in is at 15:00 and check-out is at 11:00.
Do rooms at The Horny Toad Guest House include kitchen facilities?
All accommodations feature a fully equipped kitchen with a refrigerator, an oven, a stovetop, and a microwave.
Is there a parking option available at The Horny Toad Guest House?
The hotel offers free public parking on-site without the need for a reservation.
What recreational activities can guests participate in at The Horny Toad Guest House?
Guests can enjoy beach activities, barbecue facilities, and access to a golf course.
Are the rooms at The Horny Toad Guest House air-conditioned?
Yes, all units feature air conditioning.
What is the nearest beach to The Horny Toad Guest House?
The hotel is located directly on Simpson Bay Beach.

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