The Horny Toad Guest House |9.4 Beachfront * From $171

Name: The Horny Toad Guest House, Simpson Bay
Address: 2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay, Sint Maarten, N/A
Price range: US$171+
Rating: 9.4

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About the Hotel

2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay, N/A

Steps from Simpson Bay Beach

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3-star beachfront guest house in Simpson Bay

Location

The Horny Toad Guest House sits along the 2.4 kilometer long (1.5 mile) Simpson Bay Beach. Nearby, there are numerous restaurants, bars, casinos, and various entertainment options. This central location offers easy access to the Caribbean Sea and views of the islands of Saba and 'Statia.

Rooms

Each suite at The Horny Toad Guest House includes a fully equipped kitchen and stunning ocean views. Daily maid service is provided to maintain cleanliness and comfort. Beach towels are also available for guests as they enjoy their time on the nearby beach.

Dining Experience

The hotel features a large BBQ pavilion, equipped with 2 Weber gas grilles for guest use. Daily Happy Hour sessions allow guests to socialize and share island experiences over snacks and drinks. This setup promotes a community atmosphere among guests, offering opportunities for new friendships.

Amenities

The Horny Toad Guest House offers daily maid service for the comfort and convenience of the guests. Beach towels are provided, enhancing the experience during beach visits. Guests can also gather at the BBQ pavilion for shared culinary experiences.

Entertainment

Guests can enjoy the lively atmosphere during the nightly Happy Hour, fostering interactions with fellow visitors. The location allows for access to various local bars and restaurants for additional entertainment options. This setup is conducive to creating memorable social experiences.

Highlights

Location: 2.4 kilometer long (1.5 mile) Simpson Bay Beach

Rooms: Each suite includes a fully equipped kitchen

Dining: Large BBQ pavilion with 2 Weber gas grilles

Entertainment: Daily Happy Hour for guest interactions

Must-do experiences

Visit Mullet Bay Beach for stunning sunsets and soft sands.
Try the fresh seafood at The Blue Bitch for a local favorite.
Explore the hidden treasures at the Simpson Bay Market on Sundays.
Take a day trip to Pinel Island for pristine beaches and snorkeling.
Discover local art at the Sint Maarten Museum for cultural insights.

Select your room type

The Horny Toad Guest House offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals

Suite Sea View
2 persons
47 sq. feet
1 King-size bed
Air conditioning
Balcony
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King Suite Ocean View
2 persons
42 sq. feet
1 King-size bed
Air conditioning
Balcony
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Deluxe Suite Sea View
2 persons
55 sq. feet
1 King-size bed
Air conditioning
Balcony
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Facilities

The Horny Toad Guest House offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences

Facilities: Perfect

9.4/10Review score

General

No smoking on site
Wi-Fi
Parking
Safe deposit box
VIP check-in/ -out
No pets allowed
Security
Smoke detectors
Fire extinguishers
Key access

Sports & Fitness

Golf course

Guest Parking

Cookware/ Kitchen utensils

Services

Housekeeping
Car hire
Laundry
Tours/Ticket assistance
Grocery shopping service

Dining

Outdoor dining area

Children

Board games

Spa & Leisure

Beach access
Beach umbrellas
Sun loungers
Sun terrace
Garden area
BBQ facilities

Room features

Air conditioning
Soundproofed rooms
Patio
Terrace
Garden furniture
Tea and coffee facilities
Dining table
Ironing facilities

Self-catering

Cookware/ Kitchen utensils

Media

AM/FM alarm clock

The Horny Toad Guest House Location

2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay, N/A

Explore Simpson Bay

Mary Star of the Sea Church

3 minutes' walk

A beautiful church with stunning architecture. Its serene atmosphere and breathtaking views are perfect for peaceful reflection.

Brown Pelicans

10 minutes' walk

A scenic spot to observe these majestic birds in their natural habitat, ideal for nature lovers and photographers alike.

Le Grand Marche

3 minutes' walk

A vibrant local market offering fresh produce, local crafts, and souvenirs. A great place to experience local culture.

Pelican Key

15 minutes' walk

Famous for its stunning bay views and water sports, Pelican Key is ideal for adventure lovers and beachgoers.

Maho Beach

25 minutes' walk

Known for its thrilling airplane landings, this beach offers unique photo opportunities and a lively atmosphere.

Seaside Nature Park

30 minutes' walk

An oasis for relaxation and wellness, this park features beautiful trails perfect for jogging or leisurely strolls.

The Tides Restaurant and Bar

2 minutes' walk

An elegant dining option serving fresh seafood with stunning waterfront views and a diverse menu.

Boca Marina

4 minutes' walk

Casual marina dining with a focus on Italian cuisine. Known for its delicious pizzas and refreshing cocktails.

Hollywood Casino

15 minutes' walk

A lively casino offering games, slots, and entertainment. Perfect for a fun night out or trying your luck.

Cheri's Cafe

25 minutes' walk

A popular nightlife spot known for its vibrant atmosphere and live music. Great for dancing or enjoying cocktails.

Getting around

City Centre
Simpson Bay 20 min · 1.0 mi
Airports
Princess Juliana International (sxm) 5 min · 2.1 mi
Grand-Case (sfg) 18 min · 7.5 mi

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Property information and rules

Check-in

from 15:00-21:00

Check-out

from 08:00-11:00

Guest Parking

Public parking is possible on site for free.

Internet

Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.

Pets

Pets are not allowed.

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Reviews and Ratings

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Review score

Based on 59 verified reviews

9.9 /10

Perfect

100 %

Recommend

Cleanliness

9.4/10

Comfort

9.7/10

Facilities

9.4/10

Free WiFi

10.0/10

Location

9.8/10

Staff

9.6/10

Value for money

9.4/10

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FAQs

About The Horny Toad Guest House

What is the distance from The Horny Toad Guest House to Princess Juliana International Airport?

The hotel is located 1 km from Princess Juliana International Airport.

What dining options are available near The Horny Toad Guest House?

Nearby restaurants include The White Swan, Cappuccino Bar And Restaurant, Boca Marina, and Haize Chinese Restaurant, all within 0.5 km.

What amenities does The Horny Toad Guest House provide for guests?

Guests can enjoy free Wi-Fi, free parking, beach access, barbecue facilities, and a fitness center.

What are the check-in and check-out times at The Horny Toad Guest House?

Check-in is at 15:00 and check-out is at 11:00.

Do rooms at The Horny Toad Guest House include kitchen facilities?

All accommodations feature a fully equipped kitchen with a refrigerator, an oven, a stovetop, and a microwave.

Is there a parking option available at The Horny Toad Guest House?

The hotel offers free public parking on-site without the need for a reservation.

What recreational activities can guests participate in at The Horny Toad Guest House?

Guests can enjoy beach activities, barbecue facilities, and access to a golf course.

Are the rooms at The Horny Toad Guest House air-conditioned?

Yes, all units feature air conditioning.

What is the nearest beach to The Horny Toad Guest House?

The hotel is located directly on Simpson Bay Beach.

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