Hotel Joke - Astotel, Paris — Top Rated (8+) from $104| BestHotel.net

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About the Hotel

69 Rue Blanche, Paris, France, 75009

Near Sacre-Coeur

Perfect

9.1

/10

4.8

Location

Hotel Joke - Astotel is located in the 2nd arrondissement, just a 10-minute walk from the Palais Royal and a 15-minute walk from the Opera Garnier. The hotel sits near multiple metro stations, including Grands Boulevards and Bourse, providing convenient access to the rest of Paris. This central location allows guests to explore major attractions and immerse themselves in Parisian culture.

Rooms

The hotel offers 62 uniquely themed rooms equipped with air conditioning and soundproof windows, ensuring a restful nightlife. Each room includes a flat-screen TV and a minibar stocked with complimentary soft drinks. Room designs incorporate whimsical decor, creating an engaging atmosphere for guests.

Dining

Hotel Joke - Astotel provides complimentary breakfast featuring a selection of pastries, fresh fruits, and hot beverages each morning. A self-service snack bar is available for guests throughout the day, offering various snacks and beverages. Several dining options can be found within walking distance for lunch and dinner.

Entertainment

The hotel hosts themed activities and events, encouraging interaction among guests. Game nights and film screenings are occasional schedules to enhance the experience. Proximity to popular attraction areas fosters guest exploration and enjoyment of Parisian nightlife.

Additional Amenities

A business corner provides computers and printing services for business travelers. Hotel Joke - Astotel also ensures bicycle rental services to encourage eco-friendly exploration of Paris. The hotel is pet-friendly, welcoming small pets to join in the adventure.

Highlights

Location: 10-minute walk from Palais Royal

Rooms: 62 uniquely themed rooms

Dining: Complimentary breakfast offered

Entertainment: Themed activities and events

Pet-Friendly: Small pets allowed

Must-do experiences

Stroll through the hidden Rue de l'Abreuvoir for charming views.
Taste authentic macarons at Pierre Hermé on Rue Bonaparte.
Visit the lesser-known Musée Cognacq-Jay for stunning art.
Experience a picnic at the picturesque Parc des Buttes-Chaumont.
Savor traditional coq au vin at Le Café de l'Opéra in Grands Boulevards.

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Hotel Joke - Astotel offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals

Double Room

2 persons

165 sq. feet

1 King-size bed

Heating

Air conditioning

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Twin Room

2 persons

175 sq. feet

2 Single beds

Heating

Air conditioning

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Superior Room

2 persons

205 sq. feet

1 King-size bed

Heating

Air conditioning

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Single Room

2 persons

140 sq. feet

1 Single bed

Heating

Air conditioning

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Facilities

Hotel Joke - Astotel offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences

Facilities: Perfect

9.1/10Review score

General

No smoking on site
Wi-Fi
Safe deposit box
24-hour reception
No pets allowed
24-hour security
Luggage storage
Lift
Smoke detectors
Fire extinguishers
Key card access

Guest Parking

Electric kettle

Services

Housekeeping

Dining

Special diet menus

Children

Cots

Room features

Air conditioning
Heating
Mini-bar
Soundproofed rooms
Patio
Tea and coffee facilities

Self-catering

Electric kettle

Media

Flat-screen TV
AM/FM alarm clock

Room decor

Carpeted floor

Hotel Joke - Astotel Location

69 Rue Blanche, Paris, France, 75009

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69 Rue Blanche, Paris, France, 75009

City landmarks

Museum

Louvre Museum

1.5 mi

Square

Champs-Elysees

1.4 mi

Landmark

Arc de Triomphe

1.8 mi

Mall

Eiffel Tower

2.4 mi

Church

Sacre-Coeur

4200 ft

Museum

Musee d'Orsay

1.6 mi

Garden

Tuileries Garden

1.3 mi

Square

Place de la Concorde

1.3 mi

Church

Sainte-Chapelle

2.0 mi

Cemetery

Montmartre

2800 ft

Landmark

Grand Palais

1.4 mi

Museum

The Centre Pompidou

1.8 mi

Church

Cathedrale Notre-Dame de Paris

2.2 mi

Mall

Passage Brady

1.3 mi

Park

Luxembourg Gardens

2.5 mi

Museum

Grevin Museum

5000 ft

Church

Saint Augustin Church

4800 ft

Church

The Church of St Eustache

1.4 mi

Landmark

Petit Palais

1.4 mi

Bridge

Pont Alexandre III

1.5 mi

Church

Chapelle Expiatoire

3800 ft

Garden

Champ de Mars

2.4 mi

Museum

Musee Jacquemart-Andre

1.3 mi

Landmark

Seine River

1.6 mi

Theatre

Daunou Theatre

5200 ft

Church

The Church of Saint Peter of Montmartre

4000 ft

Landmark

Wall of Love

2600 ft

Church

Eglise Saint-Roch

1.3 mi

Nearby

35 Rue du Chevalier-De-La-Barre

Basilique du Sacre-Coeur de Montmartre

200 ft

82 Boulevard de Clichy

Moulin Rouge

700 ft

Restaurants

Bouillon pigalle

2100 ft

22 Boulevard de Clichy

Marianina

100 ft

88 rue Blanche

Chez Pino

500 ft

5 rue Mansart

Cafe Blanche

300 ft

79 rue Blanche

Nouilles Vivantes

400 ft

100 rue Blanche

Comedie Cafe

800 ft

31 rue Pierre Fontaine

Le Vintimille

600 ft

1 Place Adolphe Max

Quick

700 ft

82 boulevard de Clichy

Epicerie Blanche

700 ft

51 rue Blanche

Au Gourmet

900 ft

19 rue de Bruxelles

Explore Paris

Explore the Surroundings

Basilique du Sacre-Coeur de Montmartre

1 minutes' walk

An iconic basilica known for its stunning architecture and panoramic views of Paris. A peaceful retreat in the bustling city.

Moulin Rouge

3 minutes' walk

Famous for its cabaret performances, the Moulin Rouge offers a unique nightlife experience with vibrant shows and a rich history.

Grevin Museum

19 minutes' walk

A wax museum featuring lifelike sculptures of celebrities and historical figures. Interactive exhibits add a fun twist to the experience.

Sacre-Coeur

16 minutes' walk

A stunning basilica atop a hill provides breathtaking views of the city, showcasing beautiful mosaics and peaceful gardens.

Biking Tour of Montmartre

10 minutes' walk

Guided bike tours explore picturesque Montmartre. Ride through charming streets while learning about local art and history.

Yoga Class at Le Marais

15 minutes' drive

Relaxing yoga sessions offered in serene studios. Perfect for unwinding after a day of sightseeing; booking is recommended.

Chez Pino

2 minutes' walk

An inviting eatery specializing in traditional Italian dishes, with a cozy atmosphere and homemade pasta well-loved by locals.

Bouillon Pigalle

8 minutes' walk

Classic French cuisine served in a historic setting. Affordable prices and a vibrant ambiance make it a favorite for families.

Marianina

1 minutes' walk

A hidden gem offering fresh Mediterranean dishes. Known for its friendly service and charming decor, great for casual dining.

Le Trianon

15 minutes' walk

A historical venue hosting concerts and performances, known for its rich acoustics and beautiful interior. Check for upcoming events.

Theatre de l'Atelier

14 minutes' walk

Offers various plays in an intimate setting, ideal for culture enthusiasts. With a charming vibe, it's accessible for all audiences.

Getting around

City Centre

Paris30 min · 1.6 mi

Airports

Orly (ORY)31 min · 12.7 mi

Paris (CDG)39 min · 15.9 mi

Train

Gare Saint-Lazare11 min · 3000 ft

Underground

Blanche Metro3 min · 700 ft

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Property information and rules

Check-in

from 15:00-23:59

Check-out

until 12 pm

Guest Parking

No parking available.

Internet

Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.

Breakfast

You can start your day with a full breakfast, which costs EUR 12 per person per day.

Pets

Pets are not allowed.

Languages

English, Spanish, Italian

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Former name

Blanche Hotel Paris

Reviews and Ratings

Feedback about Hotel Joke - Astotel from previous guests about their experience.

Review score

Based on 1433 verified reviews

9.4/10

Perfect

98%

Recommend

Cleanliness

9.3/10

Comfort

9.3/10

Facilities

9.1/10

Free Wi-Fi

8.8/10

Location

9.4/10

Staff

9.4/10

Value for money

8.9/10

based on 1944 reviews

5/5

Christopher from United Kingdom

Couple

Double Room

3 nights in November 2025

Reviewed:December 10, 2025

9/10

metro stationcomplimentary snacksbreakfast variety

The metro station is very close, about one block away. This made traveling around REALLY easy. complimentary snacks at reception included fruit and pastries. This was a NICE touch. Breakfast included a good variety of hot and cold options.

Only one person with luggage fit comfortably.

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Owen from United Kingdom

Couple

Twin Room

3 nights in August 2025

Reviewed:October 13, 2025

5/10

free snacksstale smoketerrible soundproofing

The free snacks in the lobby were acceptable.

Our room smelled strongly of stale smoke even though it was supposedly non-smoking! I reported it, but nothing was done to address the odor. the soundproofing was terrible. I heard street noise all night long.

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FAQs

About Hotel Joke - Astotel

What is the check-in and check-out policy at Hotel Joke - Astotel?

Check-in is from 15:00 and check-out is by 12:00.

What amenities are available in the rooms at Hotel Joke - Astotel?

Rooms feature air conditioning, a flat-screen TV, a minibar, a kettle, a safety deposit box, and a private bathroom.

Is breakfast available at Hotel Joke - Astotel, and what does it include?

A buffet breakfast is available for an additional charge of 14 EUR and includes continental and vegetarian options.

How far is Hotel Joke - Astotel from major attractions?

The hotel is 1 km from Gare Saint-Lazare, 1 km from Opéra Garnier, and 700 m from La Cigale Concert Hall.

Is there a shuttle service available from Hotel Joke - Astotel to the airport?

An airport shuttle service is available for guests.

What dining options are available near Hotel Joke - Astotel?

Nearby restaurants include Moodiz, Rouge Bis, and Flesh Restaurant Pigalle et Canal St Martin, all within 0.5 km.

What additional services does Hotel Joke - Astotel offer?

The hotel provides luggage storage, concierge services, and free Wi-Fi throughout the property.

What transportation options are available near Hotel Joke - Astotel?

Blanche Metro Station is just 500 m away and provides direct access to major landmarks.

Are there any special features of the decor at Hotel Joke - Astotel?

The hotel features humor-themed decor with playful accents and mid-century modern inspired furniture.

What kind of room amenities does Hotel Joke - Astotel provide for comfort?

Each room includes desks, a mini-fridge stocked with complimentary non-alcoholic drinks, and a coffee service.

How accessible is Hotel Joke - Astotel for guests with limited mobility?

The hotel has accessibility features to accommodate guests with limited mobility.

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