3-star urban retreat in Lisbon with city-centric comforts
Location
We Hate F Tourists is strategically located in the vibrant neighborhood of Alcântara, close to the iconic 25 de Abril Bridge. Its proximity to key attractions, such as the historic Belém district and the lively riverside, offers guests access to Lisbon's rich culture and scenic beauty. The hotel is only a short distance from the city's main transportation hubs, ensuring seamless exploration of the area.
Rooms
The hotel comprises uniquely designed rooms, each equipped with an array of comforts including air conditioning and en-suite bathrooms. Select rooms offer views of the bustling streets, providing a true sense of the city's character. A limited number of family rooms are available, catering to groups looking for convenient accommodation.
Dining
We Hate F Tourists hosts a trendy on-site bar that serves a variety of local and international beverages, making it a social spot for travelers. Guests can also enjoy a complimentary breakfast featuring fresh pastries and local coffee, setting the tone for a day of adventures. Nearby restaurants and cafes enhance culinary options for visitors wishing to explore Lisbon's diverse food scene.
Entertainment
The hotel organizes themed social events, providing an engaging platform for guests to connect with each other and share travel stories. Entertaining activities are available in the nearby area, including tours and excursions that highlight Lisbon's rich heritage. Local nightlife is easily accessible, offering options for evening entertainment.
Business and Services
We Hate F Tourists offers a business center equipped with essential services for business travelers, including printing and internet access. Conference and meeting spaces are available for those looking to host events while away from home. A dedicated front desk staff is on-hand to assist with additional needs and local recommendations.
Highlights
Location: Alcântara neighborhood, close to major attractions
Rooms: Unique designs with air conditioning
Dining: Complimentary breakfast and on-site bar
Entertainment: Themed social events & local nightlife
Must-do experiences
Savor Pastéis de Belém at the iconic bakery in Belém.
Wander through the LX Factory for local art and unique shops.
Visit the MAAT museum for stunning architecture and contemporary art.
Enjoy fado music at Clube de Fado in Alfama for a true cultural evening.
Explore the Mercado da Ribeira for delicious local foods and drinks.
Select your room type
We Hate F Tourists offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Bed 6-Bed Basic Dormitory Room
2 persons
16 sq. feet
1 Single bed
Air conditioning
Heating
room details
Bed 4-Bed Superior Dormitory Room
2 persons
16 sq. feet
1 Single bed
Air conditioning
Balcony
room details
Bed 6-Bed Superior Dormitory Room
2 persons
16 sq. feet
1 Single bed
Air conditioning
Balcony
room details
Show all rooms
Price and Room Availability Calendar
Check availability and prices for your dates now!
September 2026 - September 2027
Sun
Mon
Tue
Wed
Thu
Fri
Sat
September 2026
31
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
1
2
3
4
October 2026
28
29
30
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
1
November 2026
26
27
28
29
30
31
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
1
2
3
4
5
6
December 2026
30
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
1
2
3
January 2027
28
29
30
31
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
February 2027
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
March 2027
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
1
2
3
4
April 2027
29
30
31
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
1
2
May 2027
26
27
28
29
30
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
1
2
3
4
5
6
June 2027
31
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
1
2
3
4
July 2027
28
29
30
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
1
August 2027
26
27
28
29
30
31
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
1
2
3
4
5
Choose dates to see prices
Check-in/ Check-out
Facilities
We Hate F Tourists offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences
Facilities: Perfect
9.0/10Review score
General
Non-smoking rooms
Wi-Fi
Parking
Safe deposit box
24-hour reception
No pets allowed
24-hour security
Luggage storage
Locker room
Lift
Smoke detectors
Fire extinguishers
Key card access
Guest Parking
Shared kitchen
Services
Housekeeping
Tours/Ticket assistance
Happy hour
Dining
Bar/ Lounge area
Dinner
Children
Cots
Board games
Game room
Spa & Leisure
Night club
Entertainment
Sun terrace
Garden area
Leisure/ TV room
Room features
Air conditioning
Terrace
Garden furniture
Self-catering
Shared kitchen
Media
Flat-screen TV
Room decor
Curtains
Show more
We Hate F Tourists Location
Rua Capitao Renato Baptista 88, Lisbon, 1150-087,
Explore Lisbon
Explore Lisbon's Vibrancy
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Praca do Comercio
25 minutes' walk
Historic square by the river, known for its grand architecture and vibrant atmosphere. Perfect for photos and local events.
Castle of Sao Jorge
20 minutes' walk
A majestic castle with panoramic views of Lisbon. Explore its rich history and beautiful gardens on-site.
Santa Justa Lift
17 minutes' walk
Iconic lift connecting the streets of Baixa to Chiado, offering stunning views of the cityscape at the top.
Biking in Parque Eduardo VII
25 minutes' walk
Enjoy scenic bike rides in one of Lisbon's largest parks. Rentals available nearby for a leisurely outing.
Relaxation at Graca Church
10 minutes' walk
Visit this serene church with beautiful architecture and a tranquil atmosphere, ideal for quiet reflection.
Pastelaria Delta
5 minutes' walk
Charming cafe famous for its coffee and delectable pastries. Perfect for a casual breakfast or afternoon treat.
Namaste Bhojanalaya
5 minutes' walk
Cozy Indian restaurant serving flavorful dishes. Great vegetarian options and a friendly atmosphere.
Bairro Alto Nightlife
25 minutes' walk
Lively district known for its vibrant bars and live music venues. Great for evening outings with friends.
Cinema São Jorge
15 minutes' walk
Historic cinema showcasing independent films and cultural events. A perfect spot for film enthusiasts.
Getting around
City Centre
Lisbon 4 min · 1000 ft
Airports
Humberto Delgado (LIS) 10 min · 4.0 mi
Aerodromo Municipal de Cascais (cat) 33 min · 13.5 mi
Train
Rossio Train Station 12 min · 3300 ft
Underground
Intendente 3 min · 700 ft
Bus
Bus stop 3 min · 700 ft
Want to see Exclusive Early Booking Rate?
Get exlusive rates right now!
Check Rates
Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-23:59
Check-out
until 12 pm
Internet
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Breakfast
A full breakfast is served at the price of EUR 9.5 per person.
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Languages
Spanish
Number of rooms:
71
Reviews and Ratings
Feedback about We Hate F Tourists from previous guests about their experience.
Review score
Based on 1531 verified reviews
9.0 /10
Perfect
93 %
Recommend
Cleanliness
9.1/10
Comfort
9.0/10
Facilities
9.0/10
Free WiFi
9.4/10
Location
8.8/10
Staff
9.6/10
Value for money
9.0/10
Guest reviews
based on 3645 reviews
9.0/10
No reviews yet on our siteUnfortunately, our guests have not yet left any reviews for this hotel, but you can read reviews from Booking.com.
Open reviews
Show more reviews
FAQs
About We Hate F Tourists
What is the distance from We Hate F Tourists to Humberto Delgado Airport?
The hotel is 6 km from Humberto Delgado Airport.
What is the check-in and check-out policy at We Hate F Tourists?
Check-in is from 15:00 and check-out is by 12:00.
Which popular attractions are near We Hate F Tourists?
Nearby attractions include St. George's Castle (1 km), Commerce Square (1 km), and Miradouro da Senhora do Monte (1 km).
What dining options are available at We Hate F Tourists?
Guests can enjoy a continental breakfast available for an additional charge of 9 EUR.
Are there any nearby restaurants to We Hate F Tourists?
Nearby restaurants include A Rosa e o Vinho (0.5 km), A Marisqueira do Lis (0.5 km), and Pastelaria Delta (0.5 km).
What room amenities does We Hate F Tourists offer?
Rooms are equipped with air conditioning, Wi-Fi, and a flat-screen TV.
Does We Hate F Tourists provide any entertainment facilities?
The hotel features a nightclub, live performances, and evening entertainment.
Which languages are spoken by the staff at We Hate F Tourists?
The staff speaks English, Spanish, and Portuguese.
Is the property suitable for children at We Hate F Tourists?
The hotel provides cots and board games for children.
What services does We Hate F Tourists offer?
The property offers a paid airport shuttle service and a shared kitchen.
What are the nearby shopping destinations from We Hate F Tourists?
Nearby shopping destinations include Rossio Square (0.5 km) and Time Out Market Lisboa (2 km).