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About the Hotel

Rua Capitao Renato Baptista 88, Lisbon, Portugal, 1150-087
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Near Rossio Square
Perfect
9.0
/10
5.0
/5

Location

We Hate F Tourists is strategically located in the vibrant neighborhood of Alcântara, close to the iconic 25 de Abril Bridge. Its proximity to key attractions, such as the historic Belém district and the lively riverside, offers guests access to Lisbon's rich culture and scenic beauty. The hotel is only a short distance from the city's main transportation hubs, ensuring seamless exploration of the area.

Rooms

The hotel comprises uniquely designed rooms, each equipped with an array of comforts including air conditioning and en-suite bathrooms. Select rooms offer views of the bustling streets, providing a true sense of the city's character. A limited number of family rooms are available, catering to groups looking for convenient accommodation.

Dining

We Hate F Tourists hosts a trendy on-site bar that serves a variety of local and international beverages, making it a social spot for travelers. Guests can also enjoy a complimentary breakfast featuring fresh pastries and local coffee, setting the tone for a day of adventures. Nearby restaurants and cafes enhance culinary options for visitors wishing to explore Lisbon's diverse food scene.

Entertainment

The hotel organizes themed social events, providing an engaging platform for guests to connect with each other and share travel stories. Entertaining activities are available in the nearby area, including tours and excursions that highlight Lisbon's rich heritage. Local nightlife is easily accessible, offering options for evening entertainment.

Business and Services

We Hate F Tourists offers a business center equipped with essential services for business travelers, including printing and internet access. Conference and meeting spaces are available for those looking to host events while away from home. A dedicated front desk staff is on-hand to assist with additional needs and local recommendations.

Highlights

Location: Alcântara neighborhood, close to major attractions

Rooms: Unique designs with air conditioning

Dining: Complimentary breakfast and on-site bar

Entertainment: Themed social events & local nightlife

Must-do experiences

  • Savor Pastéis de Belém at the iconic bakery in Belém.
  • Wander through the LX Factory for local art and unique shops.
  • Visit the MAAT museum for stunning architecture and contemporary art.
  • Enjoy fado music at Clube de Fado in Alfama for a true cultural evening.
  • Explore the Mercado da Ribeira for delicious local foods and drinks.
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We Hate F Tourists offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Private Bathroom Double Room
2 persons
2 Single beds or 1 Double bed
Street view
Standard 4 Bed Dormitory Room Dormitory Room
1 person
1 Bed in shared room
Street view
Superior 6 Bed Dormitory Room Dormitory Room
1 person
1 Bed in shared room
Superior 4 Bed Dormitory Room Dormitory Room
1 person
1 Bed in shared room
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Facilities

We Hate F Tourists offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences
Facilities: Perfect
9.0/10Review score

General

  • Non-smoking rooms
  • Wi-Fi
  • Parking
  • Safe deposit box
  • 24-hour reception
  • No pets allowed
  • 24-hour security
  • Luggage storage
  • Locker room
  • Lift
  • Smoke detectors
  • Fire extinguishers
  • Key card access

Guest Parking

  • Shared kitchen

Services

  • Paid airport shuttle
  • Housekeeping
  • Tours/Ticket assistance
  • Happy hour

Dining

  • Bar/ Lounge area
  • Dinner

Children

  • Cots
  • Board games
  • Game room

Spa & Leisure

  • Night club
  • Entertainment
  • Sun terrace
  • Garden area
  • Leisure/ TV room

Room features

  • Air conditioning
  • Terrace
  • Garden furniture

Self-catering

  • Shared kitchen

Media

  • Flat-screen TV

Room decor

  • Curtains
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We Hate F Tourists Location

Rua Capitao Renato Baptista 88, Lisbon, Portugal, 1150-087
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Rua Capitao Renato Baptista 88, Lisbon, Portugal, 1150-087
Nearby
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1600 ft
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Regueirao dos Anjos 1 (acesso pela Almirante Reis)
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Explore Lisbon
Explore Lisbon's Vibrancy
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Praca do Comercio
Praca do Comercio
25 minutes' walk
Historic square by the river, known for its grand architecture and vibrant atmosphere. Perfect for photos and local events.
Castle of Sao Jorge
Castle of Sao Jorge
20 minutes' walk
A majestic castle with panoramic views of Lisbon. Explore its rich history and beautiful gardens on-site.
Santa Justa Lift
Santa Justa Lift
17 minutes' walk
Iconic lift connecting the streets of Baixa to Chiado, offering stunning views of the cityscape at the top.
Biking in Parque Eduardo VII
25 minutes' walk
Enjoy scenic bike rides in one of Lisbon's largest parks. Rentals available nearby for a leisurely outing.
Relaxation at Graca Church
10 minutes' walk
Visit this serene church with beautiful architecture and a tranquil atmosphere, ideal for quiet reflection.
Pastelaria Delta
Pastelaria Delta
5 minutes' walk
Charming cafe famous for its coffee and delectable pastries. Perfect for a casual breakfast or afternoon treat.
Namaste Bhojanalaya
Namaste Bhojanalaya
5 minutes' walk
Cozy Indian restaurant serving flavorful dishes. Great vegetarian options and a friendly atmosphere.
Bairro Alto Nightlife
25 minutes' walk
Lively district known for its vibrant bars and live music venues. Great for evening outings with friends.
Cinema São Jorge
15 minutes' walk
Historic cinema showcasing independent films and cultural events. A perfect spot for film enthusiasts.
Getting around
City Centre
Lisbon4 min  ·  1000 ft
Airports
Humberto Delgado (LIS)10 min  ·  4.0 mi
Aerodromo Municipal de Cascais (cat)33 min  ·  13.5 mi
Train
Rossio Train Station12 min  ·  3300 ft
Underground
Intendente3 min  ·  700 ft
Bus
Bus stop3 min  ·  700 ft
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-23:59
Check-out
until 12 pm
Internet
Wireless internet is available in for free.
Breakfast
A full breakfast is served at the price of EUR 9.50 per person per day. 
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Languages
Spanish
Number of rooms:
71

Reviews and Ratings

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Review score
Based on 1156 verified reviews
9.1/10
Perfect
95%
Recommend
Cleanliness
9.1/10
Comfort
9.0/10
Facilities
9.0/10
Free Wi-Fi
9.4/10
Location
8.8/10
Staff
9.6/10
Value for money
9.0/10
Guest reviews
based on 3484 reviews
9.0/10
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FAQs
About We Hate F Tourists
What is the distance from We Hate F Tourists to Humberto Delgado Airport?
The hotel is 6 km from Humberto Delgado Airport.
What is the check-in and check-out policy at We Hate F Tourists?
Check-in is from 15:00 and check-out is by 12:00.
Which popular attractions are near We Hate F Tourists?
Nearby attractions include St. George's Castle (1 km), Commerce Square (1 km), and Miradouro da Senhora do Monte (1 km).
What dining options are available at We Hate F Tourists?
Guests can enjoy a continental breakfast available for an additional charge of 9 EUR.
Are there any nearby restaurants to We Hate F Tourists?
Nearby restaurants include A Rosa e o Vinho (0.5 km), A Marisqueira do Lis (0.5 km), and Pastelaria Delta (0.5 km).
What room amenities does We Hate F Tourists offer?
Rooms are equipped with air conditioning, Wi-Fi, and a flat-screen TV.
Does We Hate F Tourists provide any entertainment facilities?
The hotel features a nightclub, live performances, and evening entertainment.
Which languages are spoken by the staff at We Hate F Tourists?
The staff speaks English, Spanish, and Portuguese.
Is the property suitable for children at We Hate F Tourists?
The hotel provides cots and board games for children.
What services does We Hate F Tourists offer?
The property offers a paid airport shuttle service and a shared kitchen.
What are the nearby shopping destinations from We Hate F Tourists?
Nearby shopping destinations include Rossio Square (0.5 km) and Time Out Market Lisboa (2 km).

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