We Hate F Tourists, Lisbon

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Rua Capitao Renato Baptista 88, Lisbon, Portugal, 1150-087

Near Rossio Square

Perfect

9.1

/10

5.0

Location

We Hate F Tourists is situated in the vibrant heart of Lisbon, offering guests immediate access to iconic landmarks such as Praça do Comércio and Alfama. The hotel is within walking distance of public transport, including tram stops and metro stations, making city exploration convenient. Guests can easily reach renowned museums, shops, and local eateries that define the surrounding area.

Rooms

The hotel offers uniquely designed rooms, each equipped with a flat-screen TV and a private bathroom. Guests can choose from various room types, including single, twin, and double accommodations to suit individual needs. Each room features bright decor and modern furnishings, creating a cheerful atmosphere for every visitor.

Dining

On-site, guests can enjoy a wide range of breakfast options served daily in a welcoming dining area. The hotel encourages guests to explore nearby cafes and restaurants to discover local Portuguese cuisine. A vending machine conveniently located on-site provides easy access to snacks and drinks throughout the day.

Entertainment

The hotel is strategically located near numerous attractions offering various entertainment options, including Fado performances and local festivals. Guests can explore diverse local nightlife, with bars and clubs just a short walk away. Additionally, the area provides several opportunities for cultural enrichment and social experiences.

Family-Friendly Amenities

The hotel welcomes families with children, providing family rooms that accommodate multiple guests comfortably. Child-friendly activities and attractions are readily accessible, ensuring children enjoy their stay. The central location allows families to easily reach parks and playgrounds, enhancing the family experience.

Highlights

Location: Vibrant heart of Lisbon with city access

Rooms: Uniquely designed with flat-screen TVs

Dining: Breakfast options in the dining area

Entertainment: Nearby Fado performances and nightlife

Family-Friendly: Family rooms and local attractions

Must-do experiences

Savor Pastéis de Belém at the iconic bakery in Belém.
Wander through the LX Factory for local art and unique shops.
Visit the MAAT museum for stunning architecture and contemporary art.
Enjoy fado music at Clube de Fado in Alfama for a true cultural evening.
Explore the Mercado da Ribeira for delicious local foods and drinks.

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We Hate F Tourists offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals

Bed 6-Bed Basic Dormitory Room

2 persons

175 sq. feet

1 Single bed

Shower

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Bed 4-Bed Superior Dormitory Room

2 persons

175 sq. feet

1 Single bed

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Bed 6-Bed Superior Dormitory Room

2 persons

175 sq. feet

1 Single bed

Shower

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Bed 6-Bed Superior Female Dormitory Room

2 persons

175 sq. feet

1 Single bed

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Facilities

We Hate F Tourists offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences

Facilities: Perfect

9.0/10Review score

General

Non-smoking rooms
Wi-Fi
Parking
Safe deposit box
24-hour reception
No pets allowed
24-hour security
Luggage storage
Locker room
Lift
Smoke detectors
Fire extinguishers
Key card access

Guest Parking

Shared kitchen

Services

Paid airport shuttle
Housekeeping
Tours/Ticket assistance
Happy hour

Dining

Bar/ Lounge area
Dinner

Children

Cots
Board games
Game room

Spa & Leisure

Night club
Entertainment
Sun terrace
Garden area
Leisure/ TV room

Room features

Air conditioning
Terrace
Garden furniture

Self-catering

Shared kitchen

Media

Flat-screen TV

Room decor

Curtains

We Hate F Tourists Location

Rua Capitao Renato Baptista 88, Lisbon, Portugal, 1150-087

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Rua Capitao Renato Baptista 88, Lisbon, Portugal, 1150-087

City landmarks

Castle

Castle of Sao Jorge

1.0 mi

Square

Praca do Comercio

1.2 mi

Square

Rossio Square

4000 ft

Landmark

Santa Justa Lift

4600 ft

Market

Time Out Market Lisboa

1.5 mi

Museum

Alfama

1.1 mi

Church

Lisbon Cathedral

1.0 mi

Church

Miradouro da Senhora do Monte

3100 ft

Church

Miradouro Sao Pedro de Alcantara

1.1 mi

Museum

Calouste Gulbenkian Museum

1.4 mi

Landmark

Bairro Alto

1.2 mi

Aquarium

Oceanario de Lisboa

3.7 mi

Museum

Mosteiro dos Jeronimos

4.1 mi

Landmark

Arco do Triunfo

1.1 mi

Landmark

Avenida da Liberdade

3900 ft

Square

Luis de Camoes Square

1.1 mi

Park

Parc Eduardo VII

1.2 mi

Square

Graca Church and Convent

2600 ft

Landmark

Chiado

1.1 mi

Church

Church of Sao Roque

1.0 mi

Museum

Carmo Archaeological Museum

4900 ft

Museum

National Azulejo Museum

1.8 mi

Church

National Pantheon

1.1 mi

Church

Igreja do Menino Deus

3500 ft

Monastery

Church of Sao Vicente of Fora

5000 ft

Museum

Museu do Fado

1.1 mi

Landmark

Igreja do Convento de Santa Maria do Carmo

3800 ft

Landmark

Roman Theatre Museum

4500 ft

Museum

Dr. Anastacio Goncalves House-Museum

1.1 mi

Museum

National Museum of Ancient Art

1.8 mi

Nearby

Church

Miradouro da Senhora do Monte

1600 ft

Restaurants

Pastelaria Delta

1200 ft

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Namaste Bhojanalaya

1100 ft

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Ola Kathmandu

1200 ft

Rua Andrade n 61 Intendente metro station

Snack Bar Himalaia

1200 ft

Regueirao dos Anjos 1 (acesso pela Almirante Reis)

Josephine bistro & bar

1700 ft

59 Largo do Intendente Pina Manique

Largo Cafe Estudio

1900 ft

Largo do Intendente Pina Manique 16

Electrico Cafe

1600 ft

Rua Maria Andrade 60C

Os Amigos

1100 ft

Rua Santa Barbara 11D E C

Spicy Restaurant & Grill

1600 ft

Rua do Benformoso 203

Beijing Home

1500 ft

Travessa do benformoso n_ 10

Explore Lisbon

Explore Lisbon's Vibrancy

Praca do Comercio

25 minutes' walk

Historic square by the river, known for its grand architecture and vibrant atmosphere. Perfect for photos and local events.

Castle of Sao Jorge

20 minutes' walk

A majestic castle with panoramic views of Lisbon. Explore its rich history and beautiful gardens on-site.

Santa Justa Lift

17 minutes' walk

Iconic lift connecting the streets of Baixa to Chiado, offering stunning views of the cityscape at the top.

Biking in Parque Eduardo VII

25 minutes' walk

Enjoy scenic bike rides in one of Lisbon's largest parks. Rentals available nearby for a leisurely outing.

Relaxation at Graca Church

10 minutes' walk

Visit this serene church with beautiful architecture and a tranquil atmosphere, ideal for quiet reflection.

Pastelaria Delta

5 minutes' walk

Charming cafe famous for its coffee and delectable pastries. Perfect for a casual breakfast or afternoon treat.

Namaste Bhojanalaya

5 minutes' walk

Cozy Indian restaurant serving flavorful dishes. Great vegetarian options and a friendly atmosphere.

Bairro Alto Nightlife

25 minutes' walk

Lively district known for its vibrant bars and live music venues. Great for evening outings with friends.

Cinema São Jorge

15 minutes' walk

Historic cinema showcasing independent films and cultural events. A perfect spot for film enthusiasts.

Getting around

City Centre

Lisbon4 min · 1000 ft

Airports

Humberto Delgado Airport (LIS)10 min · 4.0 mi

Cascais (cat)33 min · 13.5 mi

Train

Rossio Train Station12 min · 3300 ft

Underground

Intendente3 min · 700 ft

Bus

Bus stop3 min · 700 ft

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Property information and rules

Check-in

from 15:00-23:59

Check-out

until 12 pm

Internet

is available in for free.

Breakfast

A full breakfast is served at the price of EUR 9.50 per person per day.

Pets

Pets are not allowed.

Languages

Spanish

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Reviews and Ratings

Feedback about We Hate F Tourists from previous guests about their experience.

Review score

Based on 1077 verified reviews

9.1/10

Perfect

95%

Recommend

Cleanliness

9.1/10

Comfort

9.0/10

Facilities

9.0/10

Free Wi-Fi

9.4/10

Location

8.8/10

Staff

9.6/10

Value for money

9.0/10

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FAQs

About We Hate F Tourists

What is the distance from We Hate F Tourists to Humberto Delgado Airport?

The hotel is 6 km from Humberto Delgado Airport.

What is the check-in and check-out policy at We Hate F Tourists?

Check-in is from 15:00 and check-out is by 12:00.

Which popular attractions are near We Hate F Tourists?

Nearby attractions include St. George's Castle (1 km), Commerce Square (1 km), and Miradouro da Senhora do Monte (1 km).

What dining options are available at We Hate F Tourists?

Guests can enjoy a continental breakfast available for an additional charge of 9 EUR.

Are there any nearby restaurants to We Hate F Tourists?

Nearby restaurants include A Rosa e o Vinho (0.5 km), A Marisqueira do Lis (0.5 km), and Pastelaria Delta (0.5 km).

What room amenities does We Hate F Tourists offer?

Rooms are equipped with air conditioning, Wi-Fi, and a flat-screen TV.

Does We Hate F Tourists provide any entertainment facilities?

The hotel features a nightclub, live performances, and evening entertainment.

Which languages are spoken by the staff at We Hate F Tourists?

The staff speaks English, Spanish, and Portuguese.

Is the property suitable for children at We Hate F Tourists?

The hotel provides cots and board games for children.

What services does We Hate F Tourists offer?

The property offers a paid airport shuttle service and a shared kitchen.

What are the nearby shopping destinations from We Hate F Tourists?

Nearby shopping destinations include Rossio Square (0.5 km) and Time Out Market Lisboa (2 km).

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About the Hotel

Location

Rooms

Dining

Entertainment

Family-Friendly Amenities

Highlights

Must-do experiences

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Facilities

General

Guest Parking

Services

Dining

Children

Spa & Leisure

Room features

Self-catering

Media

Room decor

We Hate F Tourists Location

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